My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you’re gonna die!
That said, at least you’ll die happy b’cause….. it’s FUNNY NAMES IN THE NEWS FRIDAY! We’ve got a whole slew of fantastic news to share with y’all so let’s get this party started!
In discredited sea beast news, we bring you this “hot off the presses” update from 1994 that Marmaduke Wetherall was the man behind the Loch Ness Monster after all! Apparently he was peeved at his old employer, The Daily Mail, and decided to attach a toy to another toy in order to make gullible folks waste millions of man hours over subsequent decades investigating the apocryphal monster with the irrefutable photographic proof.
That said, it reminds me of one of my favorite one jokes from the late, legendary comic Mitch Hedberg.
“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot…
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